eridanni164:

ferngirl:

color me beautiful. 

DRAGONS

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

doedrops:

please do not yell at me im a nervous dumb girl who is just trying to survive

fictionalred:

cap-n-stark:

do you ever get frustrated because you don’t have powers

asmilinggoddess:

*me pointing to fictional characters* they’re lesbians

*fandom crying voice* no… that’s impossible… they cant be lesbians………. Stop….. theres no proof…… they are very close friends………. they are Gal Pals….. please stop talking about gays…….. you’re wrong…… stop saying this fake thing….

*me pointing to fictional characters* luv those lesbians

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

harrisdavid912:

I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.

(Source: uniqueurlthatisntveryunique)

bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

image

(Source: trashcanland)

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

recovery-and-fandoms:

plur-panda:

nyooooommm

THIS MA KES ME S O HAPPYY

recovery-and-fandoms:

plur-panda:

nyooooommm

THIS MA KES ME S O HAPPYY

(Source: awwww-cute)

“Gary Oldman (Sirius Black) actually came around the next morning, because we lived near each other at the time, and he said, ‘Have you seen the new book? We’ve got a lot of work to do, mate.’ He was quite happy, and I didn’t know how to break it to him. So I said, ‘Have you actually read it yet, Gaz?’ ‘No, just clicked through it.’ A few days later I’m in makeup and he comes in, and sits down, and goes ‘Have you heard the news?’ ‘What’s that, Gaz?’ ‘It’s terrible fucking news.’ ‘What is it?’ ‘You know how everyone is talking about who dies in book five? It’s fucking me! This woman puts the poor bastard in prison for 12 years, brings him back for a few scenes, and then she kills him!’”
David Thewlis (Remus Lupin)

(Source: adarkandstormyteatime)

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

image

perfect.